Molly Struve  

@molly_struve

Lead Site Reliability Warrior @ . Former . Elasticsearch wrangler. Speaker. Runner. Sci-Fi fan. Aerospace Nerd. I ride 🦄's IRL

Chicago, IL
Vrijeme pridruživanja: prosinac 2015.

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  1. Well shit, that escalated quickly! 😅 👋 I'm Molly, I'm the Lead Site Reliability Engineer for . Sarcasm, puns, and no bullshit are my communication methods of choice 💁‍♀️

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    2. sij

    Find someone who cares for you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

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  3. Nerdy fun fact of the day: Today is the first 8-digit worldwide palindrome day in 900 years! 02/02/2020! The next won't be for 100 more years, 12/12/2121 💥

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  4. 2. velj

    There are two types of people in this world 1. Those who are honest to god geniuses 2. The rest of us who pretend using Google

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    The EU now has 1 GB of free space

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    1. velj

    programmers farmers 🤝 product ruined by bugs

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    One of the most stressful but also truly freeing experiences comes from hitting the Submit button on a CFP submission.

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  8. 31. sij

    Dev Never Have I Ever. Never have I ever... Used a mechanical keyboard Built a server Gotten a computer science degree Worked at a big 4 company (Facebook, Amazon, Google, Apple)

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    31. sij

    Who needs a significant other when you have a computer to annoy you all day long?

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  11. 31. sij

    Team KISS victory!!! We aren't competitive or anything 🤣

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  12. 30. sij

    Today I learned that percentages are reversible!!! 8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 🤯

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  13. 30. sij

    Falling more in love with this team every minute ❤️

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  14. 30. sij

    Software development is a cyclical process: I love my job! I love creating things and being challenged to solve hard problems 🔃 I wish an EMP would go off and obliterate all of technology so I never have to see a computer again!

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    30. sij

    every time an employer says they prevent remote work because of "communication", I recall the time I came to a coworkers desk and they told me they're busy but when I slacked them a meme they replied in 2 seconds

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  16. 29. sij

    What's better than a direct flight? A direct flight into a small airport with 7 gates that's no where near any metropolitan area with traffic

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  17. 29. sij

    People watching at the airport Normal: What are they wearing? How did they think that was OK? Are they barefoot?! Wow they talk loudly. Me: Wonder how much RAM that laptop has. Is that an original iPod? Wow, that's an old MacBook. Oh look, they have the same phone as me! 🤗

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  18. 29. sij

    Async communication is truly the key to making a remote environment work! It can be a hard adjustment if you are used to instantaneous responses, but once you switch your mindset and expectations it's the most freeing experience!

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  19. 29. sij

    Don't even go there.

    Comic with a Tree where the Tree says the apple doesnt fall far from the tree. The apple replies "CSS is easy" and then the Tree proceeds to chuck the apple away
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    8. tra 2019.

    Me: I'm so sorry, my dog ate my homework Comp Sci Professor: your dog ate your coding assignment? Me: Prof: Me: it took him a couple bytes

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