Mark explains that due to his cerebral palsy, it is essential that he has sex all the time in order to help his muscles relax. Luckily, Mark also likes sex very much.pic.twitter.com/o9ZndfemBO
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Mark explains that due to his cerebral palsy, it is essential that he has sex all the time in order to help his muscles relax. Luckily, Mark also likes sex very much.pic.twitter.com/o9ZndfemBO
The main plot of the documentary is Mark’s mum arranging for Rachel to stay overnight as this has been Mark’s dream. “I’d like to be a fly on the wall,” says Mark’s mum. “Well, I’d have to charge extra,” responds Rachel.pic.twitter.com/ZhFn0eSV3e
The big night approaches. Mark’s mum gets Mark ready by dabbing him with cologne and getting his $50 notes ready. “Sometimes you think - oh that’s a lot of money - but Mark doesn’t do anything else.”pic.twitter.com/SUikvoFRir
Rachel makes her way on the train. Bizarrely, the word “PERV” is scratched on the window next to her.pic.twitter.com/MJwe2FFk20
They go for a trip outside first. Rachel asks Mark if he’s checking out her ass. In a sad moment, Mark says “Rachel makes me feel like I have a girlfriend. But I know she is a sex worker.”pic.twitter.com/alxvlClMuS
In a shock twist, we are then introduced to Rachel’s boyfriend Matt. He introduces himself by stating how much his mum loves Rachel. His mum finds Rachel’s work “fascinating” and once asked her about golden showers and how she urinates on demand.pic.twitter.com/a9KhYRcfzS
Meanwhile, Mark’s mum and dad get the bed ready for the evening’s main event. Mark’s mum sprinkles rose petals over the bed and leaves a box of chocolates under the pillow for that special touch.pic.twitter.com/UvOHUI7aPs
“I’ve never seen anything like this before,” Mark’s dad says to the camera. He picks up a rose petal. “Are these the fair dinkum ones?” he asks. “They’re fair dinkum,” replies Mark’s mum.pic.twitter.com/rbPFCT9lUC
Rachel leaps on the bed. “Happy birthday Mark!” she giggles.pic.twitter.com/AcEmONSA6a
Mark and Rachel start to begin the proceedings. “I think my body is beautiful,” says Mark. “And we’ll make a movie and show people.”pic.twitter.com/CRjMEvnEMp
Unfortunately there are no visuals of penetration. But what it lacks in nightmares... it makes up for in California's voting pool.pic.twitter.com/zyFwrzf7J0
The documentary comes to an end as the morning sun arises.pic.twitter.com/PLTWvlXRDc
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