It’s Monday. You don’t want to come into work but you must, so at least you just want to complete your work as quickly as possible and get out. That isn’t going to happen. You are not in the office to work. You are there to participate in social rituals and humiliate yourself.
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Replying to @moldbugman
Masterpiece. Please tell me our hero at least gets to go to TGIF with coworkers on Friday...
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Replying to @moldbugman @MartianOrthodox
When do we find out what happened on Family Day?
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Replying to @Richard_Heathen @MartianOrthodox
Even I cannot stretch myself to contemplate that particular day
6:51 PM - 14 Nov 2019
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