Mencius Moldbugman

There’s a trend for FOB East Asians to adopt a western first name upon arrival. It certainly makes them more memorable. There was one lady who will forever remain in my mind and even till this day I often think about her...

... Her real name was Zhang Meihuan but when she moved to London she quickly took the name of Wendy. I never asked her how and why she found herself in London, but it was obvious from her situation that she came from a poor background and had probably been smuggled into England.

A few of my friends on the massage circuit had recommended Wendy to me, promising me that a session with her was to be an unforgettable experience. They weren’t wrong.

The 1st time I arrived at her London apartment she explained the rules in her Hunanese accent. I was to take off all of my clothes and lower myself into a bath that she would fill with water until it reached exactly the same height as the base of the head of my erect penis.

Of course she assisted beforehand in firming up the little fella so that she could get the water level just right. Wendy was very specific on this. The water had to be perfect just so that my little head stuck out of the surface of the water like a little island in the ocean.

Then I had to wear a blindfold while Wendy got to work.