Skip to content
By using Twitter’s services you agree to our Cookies Use. We and our partners operate globally and use cookies, including for analytics, personalisation, and ads.
  • Home Home Home, current page.
  • About

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Language: English
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English UK
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log in
    Have an account?
    · Forgot password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
moldbugman's profile
Mencius Moldbugman
Mencius Moldbugman
Mencius Moldbugman
@moldbugman

Tweets

Mencius Moldbugman

@moldbugman

Curator of small bugman souls. Sometimes post longer stories at https://moldbugman915820629.wordpress.com 

Soy, Kenya
Joined September 2018

Tweets

  • © 2019 Twitter
  • About
  • Help Center
  • Terms
  • Privacy policy
  • Imprint
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Tweet with a location

    You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.

    Preview

    Why you're seeing this ad

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgot password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log in »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Welcome home!

    This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.

    Tweets not working for you?

    Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account.

    Say a lot with a little

    When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart — it lets the person who wrote it know you shared the love.

    Spread the word

    The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.

    Join the conversation

    Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about, and jump right in.

    Learn the latest

    Get instant insight into what people are talking about now.

    Get more of what you love

    Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.

    Find what's happening

    See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.

    Never miss a Moment

    Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.

    1. Mencius Moldbugman‏ @moldbugman Nov 6
      • Report Tweet

      There’s a trend for FOB East Asians to adopt a western first name upon arrival. It certainly makes them more memorable. There was one lady who will forever remain in my mind and even till this day I often think about her...

      6 replies 20 retweets 71 likes
      Show this thread
    2. Mencius Moldbugman‏ @moldbugman Nov 6
      • Report Tweet

      ... Her real name was Zhang Meihuan but when she moved to London she quickly took the name of Wendy. I never asked her how and why she found herself in London, but it was obvious from her situation that she came from a poor background and had probably been smuggled into England.

      1 reply 1 retweet 21 likes
      Show this thread
    3. Mencius Moldbugman‏ @moldbugman Nov 6
      • Report Tweet

      A few of my friends on the massage circuit had recommended Wendy to me, promising me that a session with her was to be an unforgettable experience. They weren’t wrong.

      1 reply 1 retweet 16 likes
      Show this thread
    4. Mencius Moldbugman‏ @moldbugman Nov 6
      • Report Tweet

      The 1st time I arrived at her London apartment she explained the rules in her Hunanese accent. I was to take off all of my clothes and lower myself into a bath that she would fill with water until it reached exactly the same height as the base of the head of my erect penis.

      1 reply 0 retweets 17 likes
      Show this thread
    5. Mencius Moldbugman‏ @moldbugman Nov 6
      • Report Tweet

      Of course she assisted beforehand in firming up the little fella so that she could get the water level just right. Wendy was very specific on this. The water had to be perfect just so that my little head stuck out of the surface of the water like a little island in the ocean.

      1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      Show this thread
    6. Mencius Moldbugman‏ @moldbugman Nov 6
      • Report Tweet

      Then I had to wear a blindfold while Wendy got to work.

      1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      Show this thread
    7. Mencius Moldbugman‏ @moldbugman Nov 6
      • Report Tweet

      What followed was the most intense yet sensitive massage experience I’d ever encountered. Though I couldn’t see what she was doing (she claimed she was shy), I could feel very fast, short and intense movements around the tip of my cock that would quickly lead to a powerful orgasm

      1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      Show this thread
      Mencius Moldbugman‏ @moldbugman Nov 6
      • Report Tweet

      Before long, I was visiting Wendy about 3 times a week. Her technique was just amazing. I would beg her to let me watch her while she performed her magic, but each time she insisted I had to continue wearing the blindfold.

      5:35 PM - 6 Nov 2019
      • 10 Likes
      • Jesusnator666 Cracker MIYA BLACK HEARTED CYBER ANGEL BABY 素女 [ASCENDED] Frenly Baratheon Emperor Lin Di 林帝滿 (100% VERIFĪED PLAYBOY)🈵 Elias McMahone; A Heathen. Deplorable Mac Tonight
      1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
        1. New conversation
        2. Mencius Moldbugman‏ @moldbugman Nov 6
          • Report Tweet

          Eventually, during a particularly intense session, I couldn’t take it any longer and simply had to see this goddess in action and exactly what it was that led to such wonderful feelings. Just as I was on the verge of the vinegar strokes, I ripped off my blindfold and stared down.

          1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
          Show this thread
        3. Mencius Moldbugman‏ @moldbugman Nov 6
          • Report Tweet

          To my surprise, Wendy wasn’t even standing near me or the bath – she was sat on a stool on the other side of the bathroom playing with her phone. So what was causing such delight in my crown jewels?

          2 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
          Show this thread
        4. Mencius Moldbugman‏ @moldbugman Nov 6
          • Report Tweet

          To my horror, I saw a large fly – perhaps a bluebottle – with its wings pulled off running frantically around my shaft.

          1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
          Show this thread
        5. Mencius Moldbugman‏ @moldbugman Nov 6
          • Report Tweet

          After some initial screaming and arguing, Wendy explained that this was a technique she had learnt during her years in Dongguan. She kept a jar full of wingless flies for this very reason.

          1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
          Show this thread
        6. Mencius Moldbugman‏ @moldbugman Nov 6
          • Report Tweet

          Apparently, if a wingless fly is placed on a piece of flesh surrounded by water, it will run round and round quickly unable to escape. This was the secret of the amazing technique that set me off like a rocket every single time.

          1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
          Show this thread
        7. Mencius Moldbugman‏ @moldbugman Nov 6
          • Report Tweet

          I never enquired if she pulled the wings off the flies by herself or if she somehow purchased them already wingless from some mysterious supplier.

          1 reply 0 retweets 17 likes
          Show this thread
        8. Mencius Moldbugman‏ @moldbugman Nov 6
          • Report Tweet

          So yeah – a lot of Asian women give themselves English names when they move overseas. #NoNutNovember

          13 replies 1 retweet 63 likes
          Show this thread
        9. End of conversation

      Loading seems to be taking a while.

      Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

        Promoted Tweet

        false

        • © 2019 Twitter
        • About
        • Help Center
        • Terms
        • Privacy policy
        • Imprint
        • Cookies
        • Ads info