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This is an actual conversation I overheard some Mainland Chinese tourists having in Vienna’s main shopping street today. Woman: I’m back! Man: You’re back! W: I’m back! M: You’re back! W: I bought something. M: You bought something? W: I had Western food last night...
... and I don’t want to eat anymore, so I bought a sausage. M: Sausage is western food. W: White sausages are Western. This is a red sausage. Red sausages are Chinese food. M: No, sausages are Western. W: Hotdogs are Western. This isn’t a hotdog. This is a red sausage...
M: Red sausages ARE hotdogs. W: Really? (Looks at sausage) W: I don’t want it then. I don’t like Western food. I want Chinese food. (Throws sausage in bin) Highest IQ in the world, folks!
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