I like to unwind the toilet roll, pick my nose and clean it on the roll. Then rewind it. Only do it in restaurants where there are shared toilets.
All of my office building bathrooms were converted to gender neutral today. I’m also gonna stop flushing my shit from today. Let’s see how long this lasts.
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I'm sorry. Not about the bathrooms because honestly.... 120 years ago we all peed on the same tree. But because you work under fake lights inside a building all day. I have no idea how yall do it. I worked 1 week in a office, I was kicked to the field when I broke the copier.
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What happened to toilet seats btw?
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