I don’t have Facebook, so people who I haven’t spoken to for 10+ years decide to suddenly WhatsApp me pictures of their newborn kids. Fuck off. Nobody is interested in your children, you narcissistic useless fuck. And I won’t be coming to the baby party to give you a $200 gift.
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