If going by plane, your North Korean experience will begin in Beijing airport as soon as you set sights on your Air Koryo plane awaiting you.pic.twitter.com/kPN7E31260
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A thread on my recent North Korea trip. No real insights or woke takes to share, this is merely to describe what a trip to the DPRK is actually like.pic.twitter.com/PCTO0rGm8t
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The interior is a throwback to the days of air travel before personal in-flight movies and air stewardesses trying to flog you bottles of Chanel No. 5pic.twitter.com/hp0NrzVSWB
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Our inflight meal was a simple but not horrendous cup of tea (no milk) and a pork burger. North Korean brand sodas were also available. I’ve experience worse on American flights to be honest.pic.twitter.com/2wkyITYr5I
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Service was friendly, if robotic. This stewardess was quite foxy. Halfway through the flight they push out a duty free trolley but it’s only selling North Korean dolls, cigarettes and ginseng.pic.twitter.com/uMcYx1CtGo
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The entertainment left much to be desired. Our shared monitors displayed the very best of Socialist films and lots and lots of images of Kim Jong Un.pic.twitter.com/xAaV7UqPdl
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Far far more interesting was the complimentary issue of The Pyongyang Times. North Korea’s record of note included some fascinating articles. I had to be careful with this paper later in my hotel room as folding an image of one of the Kims is not allowed.pic.twitter.com/tS2iUdr8Fh
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The newspaper was mainly records of increased production and Kim Jong Un’s daily glories, but I did enjoy this fun bit of Japan-bashing.pic.twitter.com/ZiQpHTtHEC
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The DPRK isn’t unaware of current year identity politics. This article wouldn’t be out of place in the New York Times.pic.twitter.com/zULcJ9C0XN
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On arrival we had our first glimpses of Pyongyang. Impressively Stalinist in its epic constructions, and devoid of traffic jams and advertising. Most of the tour was spent sat in the tour bus with our ubiquitous guides.pic.twitter.com/tdsv3KLoeE
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I enjoyed these glimpses of a city unaffected by hideous crass advertising. Note that there were many areas and sites we were not allowed to photo - so these photos only show half the story.pic.twitter.com/B7CVvxPGzF
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We were in Korea for the birthday of Kim Il Sung, otherwise known as the Day of the Sun. The days before North Korea’s biggest holiday we’re eerily quiet though.pic.twitter.com/NWAEcQvBZ0
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Eventually we arrived at our stay: The Koryo Hotel. The Koryo is one of only two hotels in Pyongyang where foreigners are allowed to stay. Think 1970s glam and you’ve got the right idea.pic.twitter.com/id5T59i6MI
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... as were the weird plastic injected cubicle bathrooms.pic.twitter.com/pXPmk8kVKp
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From my smoking area I had a nice view of Downtown Pyongyang - or DoToPyYa as Korean hipsters like to call it (lie).pic.twitter.com/y2MNOnekqE
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The coal stacks of Pyongyang provided warmth to my room and glorious views...pic.twitter.com/rVHxAUItqi
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... as did this bottomless pit where visiting dignitaries who disagree with the Juche Idea are cast into.pic.twitter.com/KxznhpNgeL
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Beer in the DPRK is actually pretty good. The main Taedonggang state-owner brewery produces 8 different beers imaginatively entitled Beers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8. This is Beer Number 2.pic.twitter.com/mrMHP3lDis
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Even though we were not allowed to leave the hotel at night, I did not visit the hotel’s karaoke room despite promises that it was a “wonderland”.pic.twitter.com/Jk8wIJU7U8
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The next day we headed down to the DMZ. Our guide regaled is with facts and figures about the glories of North Korea and the Kim Dynasty. In all honestly, she was pretty cool. Here she is teaching us the traditional Korean patriotic song “Arirang”.pic.twitter.com/5G3hgHRLve
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She wrote us the words in case you wish to sing along at home. She also made a joke that if we didn’t memorise the song by heart then we weren’t getting our passports back. I learnt the song.pic.twitter.com/v1WTJszcdV
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North Korean smokes livened up the journey. Here is Arirang brand and 7.27 which is regarded as their best brand. 7.27 is the date the Korean Armistice Agreement was signed.pic.twitter.com/guzPsjFOa0
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The town bordering the DMZ is famous for its ginseng. Low class and obnoxious Chinese tour groups flock here from across the border for cheap meds. The Koreans despised their bad behaviour, noise and spitting but need the money.pic.twitter.com/572X6cmj25
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These kind of Chinese tour groups are shuttled to the DMZ and the ginseng shops. Due to the strict controls placed on tourist behaviour they are generally not allowed into Pyongyang or anywhere near the sacred sites related to the Kims. The Chinese don’t seem interested either.pic.twitter.com/P0njznuzZG
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We were herded through the DMZ area due to the hundreds of Chinese tourists. This is where the Korean armistice was signed. At all times we had to follow NK soldiers and obey their orders on where to walk and what we could photo.pic.twitter.com/hYCsg9T94k
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There are actually farming villages on the North Korean side of the DMZ where farmers pick rice from the barren landscape. Note the fluttering North Korean flag signifying their territory...pic.twitter.com/vfUOL9kEX1
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DPRK soldiers used to wear old fashioned Communist uniforms, but since the talks with the South and the US, the two sides have been wearing the same style uniform since last year in an effort towards detente.pic.twitter.com/z4fHSsu1N5
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