Mencius Moldbugman

Mark's speech was entitled "Change the World", which is ironic really because Mark doesn't even change his shirt most of the time.

Suckerberg did his very best impression of the well known "dancing white monkey" routine which will be familiar to any readers who have experienced the horror of teaching English in a Chinese school.

Despite his vast amounts of wealth, Suckerberg managed to get himself in the same situation as penniless TEFL teachers trapped in dead-end jobs in tier-88 Nongzhou hellholes: shoved onto a stage and forced to act like an idiot in order to amuse bored Chinese teenagers.

Mr Lu Wei is China’s “Internet Czar”. For those of you who don’t know what that means, Wikipedia tells me he is the senior executive official in charge of cybersecurity and internet policy in China.

This man is directly responsible for the most censorious net policy on the planet. His actions in blocking access to foreign content have contributed to China becoming the world’s biggest intranet.