7. His entire marriage. ***Feminist trigger warning!!!***
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It’s difficult to not suspect that Mark simply married the first woman that ever looked at him. In China I have seen more than my fair share of socially awkward “losers” slip an engagement ring on the first TEFL student who said “I think you very handsome”.pic.twitter.com/cEpohvVWiV
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I believe there is a strong possibility that Suckerberg has a very deep level of insecurity that his billions have not managed to cancel out.
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Before someone chooses to comment that I’m wrong to judge Priscilla solely on her looks, I’m sure she has a “lovely personality” blah blah. She’s also a woman with a “lovely personality” who married an equally ugly man just for his money. (This isn’t the fucking Guardian.)
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However, given everything we have seen about Mark Zuckerberg and his pitiful grovelling before the Chinese government, how can anybody be sure that he didn’t just marry a Chinese wife so that he could present himself even more as a “friend of China”?
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No. I must be wrong. There is no way in this world that a Chinese woman would marry the billionaire head of a global media empire just for his money, and that the billionaire head of a global media empire would marry a Chinese woman just to expand his business interests in China.
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8. Asking Xi Jinping to choose his baby’s name and being refused So if you have stopped so low to marrying a Chinese woman just to suck up to the CCP... what could the next step possibly be? From the Daily Mail:https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3259637/Unfriended-Mark-Zuckerberg-snubbed-asked-President-Xi-choose-honorary-Chinese-unborn-baby-girl-White-House-state-dinner.html …
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“Mark Zuckerberg’s attempt to forge a friendship with China’s President Xi Jinping appears to have backfired. The leader reportedly snubbed the Facebook founder’s request to choose an honorary Chinese name for his unborn baby girl with wife Priscilla Chan.”
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“Mark, who is trying to lift China’s ban on FB, met Xi a number of times during his visit to the US last month. But it was at a spectacular White House dinner hosted by President Barack Obama in Xi’s honor on September 25 that Mark was brave enough to ask for the personal favor.”
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“Seated at the head table with his pregnant wife, the Obamas and President Xi and his wife Peng Liyuan, Zuckerberg plucked up the courage to ask Xi to name his baby daughter – in Mandarin. But a source told PageSix that he received a definitive ‘no’ from a stony-faced Xi.”
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Dear Lord. Not only has Suckerberg learnt Mandarin, jogged in Beijing and married a daughter of the Yellow Emperor just so that he can suck up to Zhongnanhai, he also asked Xi Jinping to provide the name of his then unborn daughter.
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He is willing to hand over all aspects of his family life to Xi Jinping if it even gave him the slightest chance of having his website unblocked in China for a week.
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By asking Xi Jinping to name his daughter, Mark’s effectively granting ownership of his baby over to Xi. There’s a name for a man who raises a baby who belongs to somebody else, and that name is “cuckold”.
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Zuckerberg isn’t just a Suckerberg, he’s a Cuckerberg too.pic.twitter.com/CT9eHfjmn9
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If the above points have not convinced you yet that Cuckerberg isn’t the ultimate self-loathing, soulless, sycophantic Panda Hugger of our times, there is nothing further I can say. All that remains is to reward Mark his richly deserved Top Trumps card.pic.twitter.com/iwIxn9CzOX
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And Mark, if you are reading this, don’t worry if Xi Jinping doesn’t love you as much as you love him. At least there’s somebody else out there who shares the same feelings as you. Change!pic.twitter.com/ZGD9IvgzeN
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