The Sheriff always has his man’s back. This particular Sheriff has saved me many a time from the bewitching loli-lure of jailbait.pic.twitter.com/XL4MkB2Oeg
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The Sheriff always has his man’s back. This particular Sheriff has saved me many a time from the bewitching loli-lure of jailbait.pic.twitter.com/XL4MkB2Oeg
Yet the Sheriff has other powers too. Sometimes he strays into surrealist Dadaism. His cheerful proclamation of local law enforcement juxtaposing bizarrely against random images.pic.twitter.com/lc0UumwQx7
He is also happy to wade into political debate, though his opinions are often contrarian.pic.twitter.com/ppNyOPBWuq
This Sheriff for instance - although probably the most well-funded and infallible of all the Sheriffs - isn’t even recognised by half of twitter.pic.twitter.com/eMcQKnMYxJ
And as for this Sheriff... well, he enforced quite a different kind of law to the other sheriffs.pic.twitter.com/ngsjVZIBzO
It was this particular Sheriff that first brought Every Sheriff Bot to my attention. It sent 70% of normie twitter into a rage and proved that large swaths of the west are illiterate.pic.twitter.com/f5dEWa0Nn8
That said, the Sheriff also isn’t afraid to call out ideological echo chambers on the socialist side of the political spectrum.pic.twitter.com/NtRAJUDPlZ
And, as our world worsens, and like savages who can no longer understand the technology we once created, so to does the Sheriff splutter and collapse. First into technical glitches...pic.twitter.com/6HU9oVWX2N
Then into utter ruin and degradation. Our technological civilisation is succumbing to entropy and coming to an end. Ted Kaczynski was wrong.pic.twitter.com/1UUkSyqC2h
I hope you’ve enjoyed this introduction to Every Sheriff Bot and I encourage you to follow him. This is your Sheriff of Boy signing off.pic.twitter.com/mS238JWD1f
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