A thread about my favourite Twitter bot account Every Sheriff Bot @EverySheriff. The bot that transcends automation and edges into high art and biting political commentary.pic.twitter.com/a8SzQMUwOk
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The emoji changes, but the Sheriff’s head, hands and boots all remain the same, as does the phrase “Howdy. I’m the sheriff of <insert emoji name>”pic.twitter.com/p2BtKM2PhH
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In a similar way to Heartiste’s “Birthday Cat” emoji, Every Sheriff Bot is a highly effective method of using game. Something about the simple messages the Sheriff brings into town has a wonderful way of shortcircuiting women’s brains.pic.twitter.com/lhMLW0A0gH
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For example, why use old-fashioned words to discipline the woman in your life when The Sheriff of Man Frowning says everything that needs to be said.pic.twitter.com/b3dOCbRfSF
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As is this. The Sheriff of Eggplant makes women weak at the knees and has their love slots dripping like broken refrigerators.pic.twitter.com/Y5jnMchasW
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The Sheriff always has his man’s back. This particular Sheriff has saved me many a time from the bewitching loli-lure of jailbait.pic.twitter.com/XL4MkB2Oeg
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Yet the Sheriff has other powers too. Sometimes he strays into surrealist Dadaism. His cheerful proclamation of local law enforcement juxtaposing bizarrely against random images.pic.twitter.com/lc0UumwQx7
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He is also happy to wade into political debate, though his opinions are often contrarian.pic.twitter.com/ppNyOPBWuq
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This Sheriff for instance - although probably the most well-funded and infallible of all the Sheriffs - isn’t even recognised by half of twitter.pic.twitter.com/eMcQKnMYxJ
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And as for this Sheriff... well, he enforced quite a different kind of law to the other sheriffs.pic.twitter.com/ngsjVZIBzO
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It was this particular Sheriff that first brought Every Sheriff Bot to my attention. It sent 70% of normie twitter into a rage and proved that large swaths of the west are illiterate.pic.twitter.com/f5dEWa0Nn8
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That said, the Sheriff also isn’t afraid to call out ideological echo chambers on the socialist side of the political spectrum.pic.twitter.com/NtRAJUDPlZ
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And, as our world worsens, and like savages who can no longer understand the technology we once created, so to does the Sheriff splutter and collapse. First into technical glitches...pic.twitter.com/6HU9oVWX2N
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Then into utter ruin and degradation. Our technological civilisation is succumbing to entropy and coming to an end. Ted Kaczynski was wrong.pic.twitter.com/1UUkSyqC2h
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I hope you’ve enjoyed this introduction to Every Sheriff Bot and I encourage you to follow him. This is your Sheriff of Boy signing off.pic.twitter.com/mS238JWD1f
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