Mencius Moldbugman

What with the current trend for sensory deprivation horror films like A Quiet Place and Bird Box, I think it’s time I hitched myself to this bandwagon. After a few gin and tonics I have arrived at the following ideas...

“He Who Smelt It...” A demon creature appears that can kill its victims with a simple fart. Easy to evade with nose plugs until a group of teens gets trapped in a maze with the creature and can only find their way out by following the scent of flowers. Someone must volunteer...

“Softly, Softly” A succubus that can create visions of men’s sexual fantasies appears in a small town. If you get an erection in its presence it will eat you, so you must resist your primal urges. Chaos ensues when the succubus descends on all male teen sleepover party.

“Where Angels Fear To Tread” - A curse is placed upon the land meaning anyone who sets foot on outside land dies. Survivors of this apocalyptic dystopia must swing from trees and ropes. But what happens when a tornado comes to town and the nearest med supplies are a mile away?

“Peri Peri Chicken” Biowarfare results in all food becoming poisonous except for chicken sourced from Portugal, but it is only safe to eat after rubbing it on a black man’s perineum. Suddenly, the centuries old racial hierarchy is tipped on its head.