What with the current trend for sensory deprivation horror films like A Quiet Place and Bird Box, I think it’s time I hitched myself to this bandwagon. After a few gin and tonics I have arrived at the following ideas...
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“Peri Peri Chicken” Biowarfare results in all food becoming poisonous except for chicken sourced from Portugal, but it is only safe to eat after rubbing it on a black man’s perineum. Suddenly, the centuries old racial hierarchy is tipped on its head.
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“50 Lashes”. An aggrieved woman gains the ability to use her eyelashes to... oh, who fucking cares? Doesn’t matter how shit it is, as long as it’s got some SJW nonsense thrown in then Netflix will buy it. I’m fucking done.
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Started good, got lazy
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Who? Netflix? Agreed.
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