The last thing you see before being stabbed and having your wallet stolen.pic.twitter.com/BMWviYu7k0
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She literally looks like she is in the process of being born.pic.twitter.com/gl3IGD3d8h
What is this? A boy? Girl? Young? Old? Jew? I just don’t know.pic.twitter.com/Z9VlWIo5Te
This one is my favourite. “If I see something that’s cool, then I just wear it. I saw this sweatshirt at H&M. I didn’t even look at what it said. I just wanted it for the banana.”pic.twitter.com/PZ1XiqdlIp
“Mom loves backpacks. She has about 100 of them now. Every day she buys a different one.” WHERE IS YOUR FATHER?pic.twitter.com/poZKiRxjz3
Wha...? What the fuck? This isn’t a child. He looks like a middle-aged taxi driver. Get the fuck outta here.pic.twitter.com/uWxEo2Tt1A
Gonna be on an alt-right site next week with a comment underneath saying: “White men: this is what we’ve lost!”pic.twitter.com/gZAf9oychz
Auditions for the live-action remake of Daria we’re going well...pic.twitter.com/5iDjTLH1G2
A lesbian pop duo from the 1980s, but fuck you - the New York Times says this is cool.pic.twitter.com/BRpYJz6ha2
A future cuck and the one who will steal away his Queen of Spades.pic.twitter.com/RS2eOa7ruG
Probably the daughter of whoever compiled this shitshow of an article.pic.twitter.com/6CA7tCDGgu
It’s nice to see the Make-A-Wish foundation helping out those terminally ill retard kids.pic.twitter.com/2THGwpOJQw
And finally... a ventriloquist act. Fuck you New York Times: this is why America isn’t cool anymore. The End... for all of us.pic.twitter.com/14rYdbPC5j
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