Serenity Jordan, 9 years old. Not sure whether her or the bag has the bigger lips.pic.twitter.com/glonFhmWhh
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Mystery Meat Elisa: “We’re here from the Netherlands visiting my aunt. New York is so different from Europe” she says while wearing identical jeans, denim jacket and sneakers to 99% of everyone else on Earth.pic.twitter.com/wEbP5lekra
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How our military will look in 10 years from now after all standardised physical tests have been dropped.pic.twitter.com/ZFd7yL382u
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The only white boy in the whole article: a transgender clown without make-up.pic.twitter.com/qBSyYP2ifa
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The last thing you see before being stabbed and having your wallet stolen.pic.twitter.com/BMWviYu7k0
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Patlada Sassoon, 9, sporting a shirt with the new Ben and Jerry’s “Resist” flavour ice-cream on it.pic.twitter.com/N6viFlWI6J
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This is actually a young Brendan Fraser before Hollywood ruined him.pic.twitter.com/jbHDoqh6jf
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Your gay elites want this child to stick that banana up his anus. AND ENJOY IT.pic.twitter.com/jwhMMyMmqq
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Nothing really wrong with this, but one of the 48 coolest kids in New York? Come on, I’ve seen cooler guys selling hot dogs outside Central Park.pic.twitter.com/qhxgxgiRvW
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“My drag queen English teacher taught me how to pole dance today, mommy!”pic.twitter.com/dQjOlqPXdv
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Tyler Chang standing outside his future venue of employment because Harvard rejected his application in favour of a disabled black lesbian.pic.twitter.com/dax5zNRN2D
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She literally looks like she is in the process of being born.pic.twitter.com/gl3IGD3d8h
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What is this? A boy? Girl? Young? Old? Jew? I just don’t know.pic.twitter.com/Z9VlWIo5Te
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This one is my favourite. “If I see something that’s cool, then I just wear it. I saw this sweatshirt at H&M. I didn’t even look at what it said. I just wanted it for the banana.”pic.twitter.com/PZ1XiqdlIp
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“Mom loves backpacks. She has about 100 of them now. Every day she buys a different one.” WHERE IS YOUR FATHER?pic.twitter.com/poZKiRxjz3
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Wha...? What the fuck? This isn’t a child. He looks like a middle-aged taxi driver. Get the fuck outta here.pic.twitter.com/uWxEo2Tt1A
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Gonna be on an alt-right site next week with a comment underneath saying: “White men: this is what we’ve lost!”pic.twitter.com/gZAf9oychz
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Auditions for the live-action remake of Daria we’re going well...pic.twitter.com/5iDjTLH1G2
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A lesbian pop duo from the 1980s, but fuck you - the New York Times says this is cool.pic.twitter.com/BRpYJz6ha2
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A future cuck and the one who will steal away his Queen of Spades.pic.twitter.com/RS2eOa7ruG
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