Serenity Jordan, 9 years old. Not sure whether her or the bag has the bigger lips.pic.twitter.com/glonFhmWhh
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(Thread) The New York Times has published an articles: “48 of the coolest kids in New York”. Inside is a cornucopia of mongrelisation and degeneracy. Let’s go through and caption them as they should have been captioned.https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/27/magazine/48-of-the-coolest-kids-in-new-york.html …
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Is that a head scarf or a garbage bag? Either way, that wouldn’t have been cool in my school.pic.twitter.com/ouzykMguHK
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Future Congresswoman and one day will be responsible for reviewing your son’s CV.pic.twitter.com/GUwchSif0z
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Michael Jackson was the only black man who could pull off wearing one glove. Junior Varga, 14, just looks like he left his other one at home.pic.twitter.com/8NcELF8Vhm
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This “cool kid” is probably 43 and has 2 kids of her own. “白痴的美国人全都是白左！”pic.twitter.com/3hJwIHBrh6
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High visibility jackets are great for alerting oncoming traffic to your presence, but is it really cool? Especially when combined with a purple Brillo pad on the head?pic.twitter.com/1vffOkTYgj
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“I’m very inspired by the music industry: I like their shoes, I get their shoes. I like their pants, I get their pants.” This is your
@WokeCapital endgame.pic.twitter.com/MQJB1Uj0Hj
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Individually the pieces are nice but together it looks like an explosion happened in a charity shop.pic.twitter.com/ZMzEnosxiH
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Mystery Meat Elisa: “We’re here from the Netherlands visiting my aunt. New York is so different from Europe” she says while wearing identical jeans, denim jacket and sneakers to 99% of everyone else on Earth.pic.twitter.com/wEbP5lekra
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How our military will look in 10 years from now after all standardised physical tests have been dropped.pic.twitter.com/ZFd7yL382u
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The only white boy in the whole article: a transgender clown without make-up.pic.twitter.com/qBSyYP2ifa
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The last thing you see before being stabbed and having your wallet stolen.pic.twitter.com/BMWviYu7k0
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Patlada Sassoon, 9, sporting a shirt with the new Ben and Jerry’s “Resist” flavour ice-cream on it.pic.twitter.com/N6viFlWI6J
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This is actually a young Brendan Fraser before Hollywood ruined him.pic.twitter.com/jbHDoqh6jf
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Your gay elites want this child to stick that banana up his anus. AND ENJOY IT.pic.twitter.com/jwhMMyMmqq
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Nothing really wrong with this, but one of the 48 coolest kids in New York? Come on, I’ve seen cooler guys selling hot dogs outside Central Park.pic.twitter.com/qhxgxgiRvW
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“My drag queen English teacher taught me how to pole dance today, mommy!”pic.twitter.com/dQjOlqPXdv
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Tyler Chang standing outside his future venue of employment because Harvard rejected his application in favour of a disabled black lesbian.pic.twitter.com/dax5zNRN2D
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She literally looks like she is in the process of being born.pic.twitter.com/gl3IGD3d8h
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What is this? A boy? Girl? Young? Old? Jew? I just don’t know.pic.twitter.com/Z9VlWIo5Te
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This one is my favourite. “If I see something that’s cool, then I just wear it. I saw this sweatshirt at H&M. I didn’t even look at what it said. I just wanted it for the banana.”pic.twitter.com/PZ1XiqdlIp
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