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  1. 14 hours ago

    12:47 PM - 12 Oct 2015 · Details
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  2. Retweeted
    18 hours ago

    mambo no. 5 was just called that to trick the russian military into thinking we have more mambos on hand than we actually do

    86 retweets 180 favorites
  3. Retweeted
    Oct 11

    It's ! I think more languages need static type systems. It makes coding so much safer and easier

    2 retweets 12 favorites
  4. Oct 9

    Rugby on Raigls

  5. Oct 9

    Good ol' Justin, telling it like it is

  6. Retweeted
    Oct 9 Manhattan, NY

    "job interviews are such clear analogs to dating, but nobody expects to get married after three dates" - speaking the f'n truth

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    Oct 9

    When mainstream tech publications send me email interview questions I respond like this. I don't get published often

    7:12 AM - 9 Oct 2015 · Details
    565 retweets 818 favorites
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    Oct 8

    2013: "How can React be nice without two-way data binding?!" 2014: "Oh." 2015: "How can be nice without side effects?!" 2016: "Oh."

    49 retweets 68 favorites
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    Oct 7

    it is clear this is some kind of "pain world"

    10 retweets 39 favorites
  10. Retweeted
    Oct 7

    sometimes i like to think about the fact that nothing is more criminalized than things that merely lessen the amount of pain a body feels

    18 retweets 37 favorites
  11. Oct 7

    I want to graph how many times tells "I hate this bit!" per episode. I wonder if it's trending up?

    1 retweet 4 favorites
  12. Oct 7

    the pedant has become the pedanted

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    Oct 6 Lithuania

    just discovered they did "netflix and chill" in the 19th century

    10:26 AM - 6 Oct 2015 · Details
    1,767 retweets 1,647 favorites
  14. Oct 4

    its clearly a CGI rat, idk why its taken us so long to realize

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  15. Oct 4

    I was hoping "pizza rat truthers" were claiming it was all a hoax

  16. Retweeted
    Sep 21

    Listen pizza rat truthers, the fact that he couldn't make it down the stairs is why we relate to him. We all have to give up on our dreams.

    3 retweets 8 favorites
  17. Oct 4

    you make 32 variations of sausages served in a sliced roll and have test subjects arrange them in order of sandwichness

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  18. Oct 4

    Has anyone done one of those color name tests except with hot dogs and sandwiches?

  19. Oct 3

    did this dude have glasses photoshopped onto his photo

    1:45 PM - 3 Oct 2015 · Details
  20. Oct 2

    I unscrewed the lid and looked down at the cream and thought "hmm this is an odd container and this beer is real foamy" but then Bottoms Up

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