Tim Poon

@mockenoff

writer / computer scientist / pro dodgeballer | bylines + others | don't touch my hair

Dallas, TX
timothypoon.com
Joined April 2008
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  1. 28 Jul 2019

    I cannot get enough of the staid earnestness of these two QuakeCon friends – at Gaylord Texan Resort & Convention Center

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  2. 11 Mar 2019

    heads up, folks, they disrupted gravity

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  3. 10 Mar 2019

    turns out people were the problem all along

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  4. 9 Mar 2019

    if you were wondering

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  5. 15 Mar 2018

    but the beach ball – at SXSW 2018

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    10 Jan 2018

    I decided to make the damn pizza dough cinnamon rolls in Mario Batali's apology letter.

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    27 Dec 2017

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    9 Dec 2017

    WARNING GRAPHIC CONTENT: Brace yourselves. This is an actual real life 'squabble' between two Canadians on social media. Brutal.

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    4 Nov 2017

    Don't buy iPhone X.

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    3 Nov 2017

    Watching people return this dropped hat at the parade today was unreasonably thrilling

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    30 Oct 2015

    Say what you will about America, one dollar still gets you a hell of a lot of mice.

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    7 Oct 2017

    This cinema in Harrogate today had the best Blade Runner signage. :-)

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    15 Jan 2017

    She's so sleepy😂

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  14. 23 Sep 2017

    texas – at Main Street Garden

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    7 Sep 2017

    In the pantheon of visual metaphors for America today, this is the money shot.

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    6 Sep 2017

    The Japanese Destiny 2 trailer makes the most convincing case for this game yet

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  17. Retweeted
    29 Aug 2017

    logging onto twitter dot com

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    4 Aug 2017

    Adorable article from 1984, about this new & exciting tool called a "spreadsheet" So many good quotes:

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  19. 23 Jun 2017

    Are you guys aware Austin has avocado margaritas? They, like, just exist. – at Curra's Grill

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