The straights: I can buy that there are all sorts of talking animals on this show who wear clothes and have remained the same age since 1996, but two BOY talking animals? SMOOCHING? I think the fuck not.
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God, what an appalling piece of garbage this article is. "This is a clear double standard. Why should we forgive it? The answer is: Because it exists." WTAF???? What else should we apply that logic to? Wow.
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Oh, I didn’t read the article because I knew it’d only infuriate me, but…yeah. Those are The Straights for you!
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He doesn't even LOOK like an aardvark. You sort of just have to take his word for it.
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He doesn’t even know how to spell his supposed species until he makes up a rap about ithttps://youtu.be/oUzoKbHABvI
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Sometimes I sneak up behind a straight person and whisper, "aardvark" just to see them jump out of their skin.
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The earpieces don’t even hang on his ears! If anything, there should be uproar about that.
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yeah, i'm frankly more curious about the difference between the anthropomorphic dogs and the pet dogs (cats, hamsters, etc.) and why none of that seems to bother anyone
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And why is every family/couple one type of animal, EXCEPT Mr. Ratburn and his aardvark husband!!

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