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Michelle
@mmirzoian
6 star marathon finisher, midwestern girl w/ an obsession for my Tigers, Wolverines, my Ross degree, bullshitting & bad TV. #detroitvseverybody
Chicago/DetroitJoined February 2009
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The overturned TD. The horrible roughing the passer. The bad spots, missed PIs, missed drop and situational targeting review call. That was truly one of the worst officiated games I can recall.
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Replay in CFB is broken & Targeting foul is equally broken!
- Clearly a TD in first half
- 100% targeting (and I hate targeting) at end
Officiating in CFB needs an overhaul...No reason for every conference to have their own officials...Should have a national officiating base
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Donovan Edwards, wearing a cast on his dominant hand and only carrying the ball in his off hand all game long, posting a 22-216-2 line against a defense that made its entire defensive gameplan "stop the run" is a legendary performance and should be treated as such.
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- Weather was nice
- We were taken seriously
- They didn’t have the flu
Any more excuses?
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Waking up today to realize I can move home to Michigan again after this election warms my heart in a way I can’t describe! #Election2022
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Ballot measures to protect abortion access and reproductive freedom are UNDEFEATED tonight.
5-0.
The pundits were wrong. Abortion matters. Abortion motivated. Abortion won.
#ElectionDay #ElectionNight #Election2022
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Proposal to make compulsory vasectomies for all males over the age of 16. Men wanting to father a child, must submit an application for reversal. An all women panel will make the decision. Men's rights to father children is not in the Constitution.
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Let's start calling for male vasectomies as soon as they reach puberty. Seems like the logical solution. Abortion will no longer be needed. No semen no pregnancy.
Call your senators and representatives and tell them to submit a bill.
I am deadly serious.
#Mandatoryvasectomies
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It’s funny that every time I bring up mandatory vasectomies as the #1 solution to stop unwanted pregnancies, therefore abortions, men don’t quite like their body parts regulated. #MandatoryVasectomies
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Aidan Hutchinson on the Lions: "The whole draft process I wanted them to pick me."
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😍😍😍 God I love this family!!! Welcome home, can’t wait to celebrate Thanksgiving with you like I did last year as well! 🤣🤣
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The 
call you dream about.
Tune in to the 2022 #NFLDraft – April 28-30 on NFLN/ESPN/ABC
#GoBlue 
#ProBlue 
call you dream about.
Tune in to the 2022 #NFLDraft – April 28-30 on NFLN/ESPN/ABC
#GoBlue #ProBlue 
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Watching UofI do the exact same thing as Michigan yesterday at the end of the game is beyond hilarious. Don’t underestimate the mediocre during tournament time.
They are not a good team. You literally beat this team by 18 before and cannot fucking put two back to back wins together. Now I have to live in Chicago with these twat rags for a weekend. Don’t worry they will all be drunk vomiting white claw in the river on Sat.
I now remember why I absolutely hate the future Chicago finance bros who went to IU…it’s just garbage human men pretending they aren’t just a dude from a trailer and that Shake Shack is fancy!
The way the treats the black coaches is bonkers! Fran McCaffrey is practically at mid-court at the Iowa v Michigan game no tech. Mike Woodson is justifiably pissed and techs all over. Greggy Bucky pants puts hands on a black man…nothing! Hmmmmm…
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As someone who has/is dating in Chicago #LoveIsBlindS2 is literally the real life horror show of the basic ass mediocrity of dating in this city. One trash ass blonde trixie, a bunch of below average dudes and massive insecurity everywhere! Yup seems about right! 😂😂😂
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“It started all with a kiss
How did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss!
It was only a kiss!”
#Succession #SuccessionHBO
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Deserves to be in NYC for #Heisman twitter.com/PFF_College/st…
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The mask policy is working well . Eating, drinking and selfie taking. Also love her music with no headphones.
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Watching and when said he’s a healthy 32 I was like…bro that hairline indicates otherwise! 32??? Yikes!! No way that child was born in the 80s.
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#BREAKING: Georgia now has one of the highest voter registration rates in the nation, with 95% of citizens over 18 years old signed up to vote, according to federal election data released this week #gapol ajc.com/politics/almos
Happy Sunday America except for you . Fuck you! I wish nothing more than puss filled herpes for you! Have a great one!
The FBI basketball wiring tapping unit is having a field day today at @marchmadness! LSU, Kansas and USC! I’m sure they are getting paid time and a half.