If you (1) think the term for which you're running is 4 years instead of 2, and (2) don't know to capitalize your opponent's name, maybe part of your "four year plan" should be to take a Civics class and remedial English. #elitism
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Some of y’all are waaay too into the idea of it being ok to yell at people at work.
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david tennant u are the light of my life
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Just because we got our vaccines doesn’t mean we can rouge our knees and roll our stockings down.
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If I could quit having anxiety dreams about attending school reunions and reunions with racist cousins I hope to never see again that would be really great.
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If your default way to observe the year we’ve been in lockdown is to make fun of people who take the pandemic seriously and isolated for themselves or their loved ones, it would be great if you could take Jesus’s name out of your mouth while you do it.
Kind regards.
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So... A portion of this money goes to me, since I wrote ‘Cover Me Up.’ I’ve decided to donate everything I’ve made so far from this album to the Nashville chapter of the . Thanks for helping out a good cause, folks.
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Fans of Morgan Wallen are buying up the country star’s latest album after a video showed him shouting a racial slur last week. His "Dangerous: The Double Album" spent a fourth week at the top of Billboard’s all-genre chart.
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Pitch for new horror movie: main character agrees to meet for coffee and the person brings someone else.
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If you feel attacked by the part of Biden’s speech about white supremacy, perhaps it’s because you’re a white supremacist.
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With all respect to my political reporter friends/colleagues -- if you're asking today whether Biden's going to run in '24, or talking about who's going to win Iowa, you're committing malpractice. Democracy as sport/clickbait/entertainment got us where we are today. Stop.
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What's it going to be like to not have stomach churning rage every time I read a news story now?
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Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it’s over
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Every once in a while I just stop in my tracks and think: This is NUTS.
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The only thing worse than making small talk is listening to other people make small talk. It is physically painful.
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This same person just followed up with "take this in the spirit in which it's intended".
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If you tell someone "don't take this the wrong way", they absolutely are going to do that.
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UNITY IS WHEN I GET TO CONSISTENTLY ATTEMPT TO DO YOU HARM WITH IMPUNITY BUT IF YOU EVER DO ANYTHING TO TRY TO STOP ME I GET TO SCREAM
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One of the defining features of this era has been the most fragile of snowflakes, the brittlest of spirits, masquerading as confrontational tough guys.
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Jacob Chansley, AKA Jake Angeli, Arizona man makes first court appearance in for charges related to storming the U.S. Capitol. His mom says he hasn’t eaten since Friday because the detention facility won’t feed him all organic food. @abc15
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disgruntled staffer changing the state department’s website
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Sometimes "divisive" just means "tending to necessarily expose which side of an already existing divide people are on."
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Suspect is black: “at least 50,000 black people fit the description, so let’s arrest them all.”
Suspect is white: “Don’t know how we’re going to find these people with full body tattoos who wore their work IDs to a coup.”
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I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.
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I bet if had been in charge of vaccine distribution we’d all be drunk at Chili’s right now.
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Scha-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-denfreude
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It’s that time of year again when I remind people that donating even $5 to food banks and pantries is better than saddling them with all your unwanted canned foods.
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The simple fact is that this is directly linked to the words and actions of the President of the United States and his associates
That's not bias, it's not mainstream media think, it's not liberal or conservative
It's just a fact
And I wish to hell it didn't have to be said
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Arizona Secretary of State Katie Hobbs released this statement in response to ongoing and escalating threats of violence directed at her family and her office.
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It's about that time when I have to Homer Simpson through the hedges when people mention their love for Christmas Vacation. #thanksIhateit #IAmAMonster
Why was there never an Operation Warp Speed for home testing?
Would make a huge difference if people could self-test.
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I’m suddenly thinking it’s not too late to contest the Grammy votes for Best Male Vocal that Michael Bolton beat me out of in 1990.
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It didn’t have to be this way.
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SCOOP: More than 130 Secret Service officers are said to be infected with coronavirus or quarantining in wake of Trump’s campaign blitz...
me and @jdawsey1 washingtonpost.com/politics/secre
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If you are intimidating poll workers you aren't a patriot, you're a terrorist.
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Might be a good day to scream lightly into a wadded-up blanket
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There is no third wave. We’re still in the first and second wave of idiots who DON’T BELIEVE IN SCIENCE and can’t be trusted to keep their neighbors alive.
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I saw the Gifted teacher at my son's school buying a Trump sign. So many jokes.
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Everyone's dunking on that one father/son tweet, justifiably, but seriously so much misery and pain and violence stems from how men are taught to understand what it means to be loved and to be worthy of love.
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Waited this morning to see if my husband needed to lay down on the bed to tuck in his shirt. Turns out he didn’t.
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