There's a village somewhere with the perfect employment opportunity for Carter Page.
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Even THAT village isn't missing this idiot.
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Indeed, that village wants to send its idiot elsewhere!
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When the film comes out...whoever plays Carter Page is guaranteed an Oscar. It is the best.role.ever.
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Giovanni Ribisi - he’s great at the dear in headlights, dumb dumb role while being slightly sinister at the same time.
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Such an underrated actor

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Agree! He’s fantastic.
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Sure, a normal day!!! Coffee up, subpoenas up!!
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I hope that Carter Page brings this entire administration down, & he becomes a hero, & makes millions on a movie & book deal.
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"Just paying Charon to ferry me across the river Styx on my way to hell!"
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May we all go through life with the attitude of Carter Page. (Without doing the crazy treason stuff.)
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Almost charmed by how silly this guy is
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“Subpoena stuff”
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Gym. Tan. Laundry. Subpoena Stuff. Repeat.
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Carter Page is delightful
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In Carter Page’s world.... just a Thursday
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