Because every time I go to the grocery store, my first thought is "What am I getting smashed on tonight?" Also, the grocery stores in my state don't sell liquor.
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Most sell beer and wine. Not hard liquor.
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No, most don’t.
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All do in West Virginia.
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Yeah all states are different. We moved to VA from western NY, I just about fell over when I saw wine in the grocery store and at target!
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I’m old enough to remember when we couldn’t even shop on Sunday because all stores were closed.
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Our stores were open in Texas, but you couldn't buy anything except food. I think it was called the blue law.
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OMG, Sarah. Nice try, but I liked your explanation of John Kelly's disappointment with the continental breakfast in Brussels better.
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Plus, he doesn't drink, right? I am sure he isn't getting carded all the time, regardless!
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He doesn't even buy his own Big Macs. Trump has people for that.
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Just heard I need ID to buy gas....oppps i meant need ID to buy cigarettes at the gas station. But you know what I mean
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To be fair to Sarah Sanders, given the stresses of lying nonstop to the press, beer and wine are probably her primary food group.
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I would drink SO hard if I had her job. Well, maybe not. Being a terrible person isn’t hard if you’re a terrible person. And Lies can’t take a tole on your soul if you don’t have one...
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Can’t cover up crazy forever. He’s gonna eat a live goat one of these days. Good luck, Sarah.
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