Today I did something I haven't done in a Long time: took two trips to unload the groceries.
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Ahh I hate how the pandemic has degraded my social skills, which were good and normal before
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me to every streaming service: no I am not still watching I am DISSOCIATING, please leave me alone
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Is anyone having fun and if so any hints
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Puzzle check: all is chaos
Today I remembered when we were only doing curbside and sometimes the person on the phone would warn us there was a dog in the car and we tried really hard to distribute the dog time equitably because that's how coworkers take care of each other.
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The For You feed is there to remind us about weirdos
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Puzzle check: this puzzle is my nemesis.
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We could all use a beer. And a book. Have you participated in 's winter reading program yet? It’s not too late. Check out Books & Brews TONIGHT at TEN20 Craft Brewery.
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Oh my god people who were born the year I graduated high school can legally drink, how did this happen?
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Look, I'm a pretty high functioning adult who goes to work and talks to a lot of other people and whatever, but when I come home, literally every sentence I speak aloud is directed at a cat.
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One of these days I will remember which cord operates the fan in the apartment I have lived in for two years, but today is not that day.
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If you have a dream about someone you should be allowed to text them and be like “why did you leave me in that weird room in the park with all those jackets?”
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Roll into the Northeast an after-hours party celebrating Books & Brews & Beats!
🪩 Silent Disco
🎧listening stations
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👩🍳beet-based snacks from the Maker Kitchen!
Sat., Jan. 21, 6-10pm, Northeast Regional Library, for adults. lfpl.org/booksandbrews
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Napkin just tried to get me off the couch by yakking on the floor but joke's on her, I have much lower standards!
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So this is a new low: one of my cats yakked on my pajama pants and I had no idea until I got up to get another beer.
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Gmail: Someone has signed into your account!
Me: Yeah that was me
Gmail: No it was on another device!
Me: Yes my tablet
Gmail: Someone stole your tablet?!
Me: what no
Gmail: CALL THE POLICE
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Sometimes one of my cats will dart into my closet like they're late for a business meeting and I just really respect that kind of diligence.
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Puzzle check: this puzzle is very large.
Puzzle check: holy shit
Oh goddammit. I just realized the top/latest option was removed in favor of for you/following. I hate this.
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Puzzle check (I finished the other one and forgot to take a picture)
So this is a new low: one of my cats yakked on my pajama pants and I had no idea until I got up to get another beer.
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We’re at tonight for #booksandbrews502
Come to Schnitzelburg and see Library folk, grab a book and a brew, and dinner too! We’re at 1036 E. Burnett Ave. from 6-8pm Thursday (1/12) night. LFPL.org/booksandbrews
#lfplbooksandbrews #adultwinterreading
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In case you want to follow up on the New Albany Floyd County Public Library news (the one where people think Prince & Knight isn't age appropriate because it's "gay" and "sexual"), here's a live stream of the Board meeting: instagram.com/whispered_wand
DEAR PEOPLE WHO ARE ALARMED BY THE SLIGHTEST REDUCTION IN CAR PARKING: Your needs are fully accommodated. This world was built for you. Cities were demolished to serve your needs. You are on the MAX CAR PARKING timeline. The surface of this planet has been rendered parkable.
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The table behind me is having a political argument so loud I can't read, but I do have a schnitzel so big it didn't all fit in the frame with my beer.
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And, finally, the moment none of you have been waiting for--the top #ReadThisDrinkThat pair of 2022: Bewilderment (by Richard Powers) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ and Matrilineal (collab between Shippingport and ) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Only one of these made me ugly sob.
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Coming in at number 2: Radio Silence (by ) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ and Peach Pie in the Sky IPA (from Ten20) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️3/4
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Number 3: The Hollow Places (by ) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ and Fruit-olous Ideation (by ) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2
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Number 4: Light from Uncommon Stars (by ) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ and Verklempt (Shippingport Brewing Company) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2
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Without further ado--here's pairing number 5: Body Language (edited by ) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ and Grandma's Pecan Pie Sour (collab between Butchertown Brewing and Our Lady of Perpetual Hops) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️1/4
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(I should maybe mention that I rate both beers and books on a scale of 0-5 stars. Everything starts at 3 stars, which is what a lot of things tend to be rated. If I'm subtracting from 3, which is particularly rare for beers, something done gone wrong.)
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And for the first time this year, before we get to the good stuff, allow me to share the booby prize--the *lowest* rated book and beer--Long Story Short (2 stars) and Corona Premier (1.5 stars).
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I will attempt to tag authors/editors and breweries wherever possible (which may or may not be easier when I repost this on instagram).
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On the book side of things, however, two of my top five were read in December - one of them squeaked in yesterday!
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