Mark Patterson

@mjp

and guru. Writer. I love , , and . I am a father first and foremost.

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: srpanj 2007.

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    Also a non-partisan observation - no, really - he seems to be having trouble with his teeth or enunciating his words or something. To the point where it is practically distracting.

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    Airport security in Zurich: “What were you doing in Europe?” Me: “I performed a concert last night” Her: “What did you play?” Me: “Beethoven Violin Concerto” Her: *casual tone* “Which one?” Me: ...There’s only one- Her: “Oh very good sir. You pass.”

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    I just heard the news that Rush Limbaugh has advanced lung cancer. I’m going to show you how this should be done: I wish Rush a speedy and complete recovery from his cancer. Human being pro-tip: don’t wish cancer on *anyone*...even on your adversaries.

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    I just thought I'd drop a career tip for all of you. Proofread your posts. Proofread all customer-facing documents or collateral. Proofread your resume. Ideally, have someone else go over your important communications.

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    RETWEET THIS TONIGHT TO HELP For every RT, Olay is donating $1, up to $500K, to help . Because when we , we make space for everyone

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    1. velj

    With Republican elected officials in full acquiescence mode, Republican donors in full rationalization mode, and Republican voters in full tribalism mode, what’s a Never Trump Republican to do? Presumably what we can to help Democrats be as responsible an alternative as possible?

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    31. sij

    Maybe it’s just as well the Senate didn’t save us, and we will have to depend on ourselves to do so in November. “What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly...it would be strange indeed if so celestial an article as FREEDOM should not be highly rated.” —Thomas Paine

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    31. sij

    After tonight, I never want to hear another Democratic voter complain about not feeling "energized" or "heard" or "enthused" or "excited." Vote for your primary choice, and then be ice-cold in your determination to show up at the polls and vote for the nominee, whoever it is.

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    28. sij

    My wife and I never talk to our kids. We ask them to submit all communications anonymously through rigorous and double-blind peer review. My daughter is 5 and has 21 publications in high-impact journals. My daughter can burn holes in furniture using only her eyes

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    28. sij

    This is also why the gig economy has such incredibly high turn-over. Once you’ve put 100k miles on your car for peanuts, you’re suddenly hit with the bill for a new transmission or whatever. Wiped out. These companies chew through desperation and spit out destitution.

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    28. sij

    I spent a lot of years in Boston. This is perfect.

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    28. sij

    just found this instagram account that’s a kid who calls himself the Shirley Temple King and goes to restaurants and gives brutally honest reviews of their shirley temples. it’s so pure and I love him so much

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    28. sij

    Democrats, don't take the bait over the fake outrage about 's TV hit. No one is going to suddenly vote for Trump because they're mad at Rick. Those were already in the bag. Trump's support is baked into the cake, and your only goal is to win back 4 or 5 states. /1

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  17. 27. sij

    I'm doing some research on Story Mapping - we want to ensure our clients can see the full story of how their solution will actually look in the real world, so to speak, vs. just seeing the weeds.

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    26. sij

    Thanks for asking. exists to tell the truth. Citizens support NPR to inform themselves and all citizens. We ask real questions, which many officials welcome, though some walk away. Through staff, you agreed to an NPR interview in 2016. You haven’t done it yet. Are you ready?

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    26. sij

    We can never forget how precious life is. How those who are special to you and never let them forget how deeply you love them

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    26. sij

    Overheard in the women’s bathroom: “I just feel so stupid—“ “No, HE’S the stupid one! HE’S the STUPID ASS HOLE. Look at yourself, you’re a fucking goddess and he’s a shitty shoebox.” “Oh my god. Thank you... ... ... What’s your name?” “Shana.” “I’m Mandy.”

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