Matthew Clark

@mj_clvrk

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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    a fly just flew into my nose. how is your day going

    1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    just got my ancestry dna results back .. turns out im 10% Luck20%Skill 15% Concentrated Power of Will 5%Pleasure 50%Pain and 100%Reason to R

    94 replies 17,571 retweets 51,408 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    BORIS JOHNSON ASKED A FORTUNE TELLER FOR A PREDICTION AND THIS HAPPENED

    544 replies 26,248 retweets 41,282 likes
  4. Jun 8

    Okay... the best iOS 11 feature is by far the native ability to record the screen. This is a huge addition to the operating system

    1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    the guy next to us on this flight straight up brought a plain dodecahedron as his personal item

    897 replies 21,167 retweets 90,352 likes
  6. Jun 7

    Not having the volume indicator block the video is my favorite part of iOS 11 so far

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  7. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    us

    Me at home: "Hey, Siri..." *all at once* iPhone: HOW CAN I HELP YOU iPad: YES? MacBook: HI THERE HomePod: IM LISTENING AppleTV: IM HERE
    1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
  8. Jun 5

    If you're giving someone a ride in your car and they pull something like this you can legally eject them from your car

    3 replies 2 retweets 20 likes
  9. Jun 5

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  10. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    Saudi censorship is just fucking hilarious. The woman just became a ball.

    1,161 replies 90,641 retweets 150,233 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    What Drake song is this from

    137 replies 26,013 retweets 82,099 likes
  12. Retweeted
    19 Oct 2010

    Ok I'm in the studio and I think I just smoked crack and im crying cause I'm not gonna stop. Can anyone help me ?lol

    558 replies 58,449 retweets 57,995 likes
  13. Retweeted
    1 Jan 2014

    Bald eagles are like libertarians: private, enjoy hunting/fishing, beneficiaries of numerous gov't programs that they will never acknowledge

    7 replies 571 retweets 981 likes
  14. Retweeted
    May 29

    This is actualy the straightest drive Tigers had in about 6 years

    106 replies 9,710 retweets 26,875 likes
  15. May 27

    Here's a picture I took of the Silk Road in 2012

    2 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
  16. May 26

    ...

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  17. Retweeted
    May 22

    What Redbone would sound like while you're in the bathroom of a house party and there was a fight outside.

    1,793 replies 152,274 retweets 266,982 likes
  18. May 20

    I see this style everywhere and it's mass produced by companies now... I should have capitalized on this

    Bleach + my old black Nike hoodie
    6 likes
  19. Retweeted
    May 20

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    78 replies 2,175 retweets 11,050 likes
  20. Retweeted
    May 15

    The fiend

    36 replies 8,093 retweets 13,991 likes

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