me: i would like to stay up and play my video game— my cat: ABSOLUTELY NOT me: ok let me brush my teeth at least my cat: ok but i’m gonna supervise to make sure you don’t get sidetrackedpic.twitter.com/VW4FnyqEkz
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me: i would like to stay up and play my video game— my cat: ABSOLUTELY NOT me: ok let me brush my teeth at least my cat: ok but i’m gonna supervise to make sure you don’t get sidetrackedpic.twitter.com/VW4FnyqEkz
cat: what’s taking so long? me: you’re making me uncomfortable cat: goodpic.twitter.com/w4uVvRfPjh
[insert cat yelling bc we are taking too long]
cat: i’m in bed why are you not in bed RIGHT NOW???? me: i need to put on pajamas cat: sounds fake but ok. [insert more yelling]pic.twitter.com/nDrkSX5N0S
“why are you not in bed? the other human is. please in bed now. PLEASE. I am being POLITE.”pic.twitter.com/SWFc9a6Uf5
(oh, and if we DARE get out of bed to go pee, we get yelled at. my boyfriend gets extra-yelled it. it literally wakes me up.) 
cat: peace is restored. these humans would be helpless without me. me: goodnight stupid cat i love you cat: goodnight giant stupid noodle i love that you feed me. cat: also if you leave this bed, i will kill u :)pic.twitter.com/su1CN03bCI
“i am going to lay on you, but out of arm’s reach so you cannot pet me.”pic.twitter.com/l6zN0ycEaq
meanwhile this one is demanding but only during the day. usually in the form of headbutting stuff out of my hands until i pet him.pic.twitter.com/9rXYK1K9ED
all of the replies to this thread of the pets who have also determined bedtimes and other rules for their respective humans is my favorite thing ever keep them coming thank u
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