I am an Antarctica resident but I dug a hole through the earth’s core to Alabama, then I smuggled a hundred thousand penguins through the hole and we all voted for Jones
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Then we set up a ouija board and summoned an army of ten million demons and they all voted for Jones too
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British Resident here. I swam for three months to vote for Doug Jones twice.
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Pennsylvanian here and I have no sense of direction and ended up in Alabama to vote. It happens.
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seriously though, no buses involved. George Soros bought each of us an Escalade to drive over. Buses are for non-billionaires. Escalades for border states and first class flights for everyone else. I did carpool for 5 other illegal transgender communist Satan-worshipers though
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I personally flew across the boarder in my soros money powered antifa supersoldier power armor. It looks exactly like iron man except the red and gold stands for communism.
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Armed with forged free papers and disguised as a sailor, rather than hopping a northbound train, I nervously clamored aboard a train heading south to Alabama on a Monday morning to cast multiple votes on behalf of all the enslaved Baltimorians!
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Once I arrived in AL, I saw bus after bus carrying the Blackity of Blackest Blacks careening through the streets behind Harriet Tubman's ghost who lead the way to the polls as "We Shall Overcome" blared from megaphones atop the buses.
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I caught a ride over from Louisiana on the underground Soros monorail. I even got to vote twice, once with my birth name & again under my Islamic one. Waiting for my Soros checks now.
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Čini se da učitavanje traje već neko vrijeme.
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