Rachel Anne

@MistressMagpie

...a babbling merchant of drivel. (Stephen Fry)

Joined March 2010
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  1. Retweeted
    16 hours ago

    I like this

    10:55 PM - 9 Apr 2016 · Details
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  2. 16 hours ago

    I love that I can get personal concerts whenever I want. Hallelujah by Jeff Buckley cover by…

  3. 16 hours ago

    Thanks mertoast for being a fan of my horticultural endeavors! 👑

  4. 22 hours ago

    Dirt therapy

  5. 22 hours ago

    Fuzzy succulent

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  7. 24 hours ago

    Look at it! My first attempt to propagate was a success!! The new plant is about 1/8 of an inch across!

    3:19 PM - 9 Apr 2016 · Details
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  8. 24 hours ago

    Performance piece, The Dahl Man Waiting, Achy Knees

  9. Retweeted
    Apr 8

    10:17 PM - 8 Apr 2016 · Details
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  10. Apr 7

    Cat snuggles

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    Apr 7

    Photos of me

    12:20 AM - 7 Apr 2016 · Details
    33 retweets 51 likes
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    Apr 7

    5:44 PM - 7 Apr 2016 · Details
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  13. Apr 4

    Ignoring text, just a stunning photo

    Exclusive: picture of WWE Creative team celebrating Wrestlemania
    1 like
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    Mar 30

    I wish one of the Shumacher Batman films had a putting-on-the-suit montage that featured Bruce applying copious amounts of black eye shadow.

    25 retweets 80 likes
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    Mar 29

    Never seen a bar fight break out while people are drinking wine. Beer, yes. Hard liquor, yes. But not wine.

    5,171 retweets 15,265 likes
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    Mar 28

    The transgender person peeing in the stall next to your kid poses no threat, now the iPhone with internet access in your kid's hand...

    340 retweets 810 likes
  17. Retweeted
    Mar 21

    You can love someone to the ends of the earth and back, but if they snore... they get pinched.

    29 retweets 248 likes
  18. Mar 19

    "You drunk noodle!" Such romantic words being spoken to me by

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  19. Retweeted
    Mar 19

    I don't often do road rage, but when I do... I do it the Star Trek IV way.

    5:27 PM - 19 Mar 2016 · Details
    151 retweets 526 likes

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