Mister PeePee

@MisterPeePee

When it comes to being a good lover, a guy has to ask a girl what she wants and be willing to give it to her.

Joined October 2010

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  1. I,m trying to write a script for a porno movie, but there are just too many holes in my plot.

  2. you assholes almost made me run off the road, I was legit crying!!!

  3. Fact or Fiction-Captain Hook died of Jock Itch?

  4. The age old proverb is "Man who goes to bed with sex on the mind wakes up with solution in hand"

  5. 68- "Do me now and I'll owe you one"

  6. The other day I saw a sign at the entrance to the hospital that read "Family planning advice, Use rear entrance"

  7. A proctologist is a doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.

  8. If you find that the RED RIVER is flowing, you should switch gears and try the MUDDY Pathway instead.

  9. 69 + 69 = Dinner for 4

  10. There is really a fine line between being a Proctologist and just being a Perverted Ass-Freak.

  11. The man who coined the expression "A bird in the hand's worth two in the bush" has been putting his bird in the wrong bushes.

  12. Sex, is the best thing that money can buy.

  13. Mister PeePee followed , , and 5 others
    • @Real1JT

      Small Business owner,knows Submission Wrestling ,a Car,Podcast,Wrestling,Female,Comedy Enthusiast. I love to workout & into cool stuff !

  14. Judging from the gagging I think she liked the size.

  15. The only down side on oral sex is the view.

  16. When you masturbate in the morning you start your day with a positive attitude.

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