Evan Erwin

This would be much more believable if elspeth wasn't shown. While possible, opening the flagship card in single digit packs is unlikely

The extended alt-art too

"My friend found them early at a store and set me grainy photos" is like, the story for every leak since the beginning of time.

Yes, but never this early. This is *freakishly* early. This is the 'maybe they're in distributor warehouses' time period, definitely not the 'they shipped big box retail product out' time period.

Officer, you’re saying this is… cocaine? You won’t believe this, but I found it for sale at a Walgreens in North Carolina. I bought all they had, thinking it was all-purpose flour. Absolutely crazy, I mean what are the odds?

"They weren't even supposed to sell me this cocaine yet! What luck! Best Walgreens ever!"

Imma add that "I don't use reddit much" has a 7 year old account. Low karma count, but if you are logged into something 7 years after you created it, it is unlikely it is because you remembered your password for something interesting

He could also lurk and never comment or post, ive seen a few accounts like that in my time using reddit