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Your humble narrator waiting for the train. I love the trains here. My favorite place to meet girls.pic.twitter.com/qdPRLsXpQQ
I've honed my instincts to sense girls who are coming home from a bad date. Best time is around 1130pm on a weekday.
Approach cheekily. "Hey. How's it goin? ...Wanna make time go faster? Let's talk."
So funny coming from the south and returning used to making eye contact and smiling. New Yorkers get weirded out by it.
It's game of thrones night. Fuck that. Gotta find a spot that isn't playing that clown show.
Crazy how so many people love these shows of violence, rape, and wantonness. Yet get mad at my real content. Crazy.
Life is GOT. Your mind is a sword cutting the enemies and monsters of bullshit and lies. Be a fucking hero.
This is a bar I'll gladly have a beer at. Fuck you game of thrones.pic.twitter.com/pKFT35gjr9
This chick is reading a hand written letter very intently . I'm going to ask her what it is. My life is game of thrones.pic.twitter.com/cea5CbiARw
Whoa. Shit was heavy. A guy she had "brought out of a dark place" was confessing his love. And she was disgusted. Jesus H.
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