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@misterbrilliant

writer man for cool magazines about stuff

London, England
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Joined September 2008
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    Apr 1

    Amazing RT : Happy weekend, Twitter

    2:01 PM - 1 Apr 2016 · Details
    355 retweets 411 likes
  3. Mar 31

    If you'd like to learn more about the bird and how he eats the berries from the bush, come to our live podcast show.

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  4. Mar 31

    The famous bird from the bird story I'm always telling. That's him.

    1 retweet 6 likes
  5. Mar 31

    This is the bird from the bird story I tell on stage in my comedy act. The bird who eats the berries from the bush.

    8:21 AM - 31 Mar 2016 · Details
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  6. Mar 31

    My plan is to buy a cheap house somewhere far away from London and then, over the course of many years, sneak it into Zone 2 brick by brick.

    16 retweets 59 likes
  7. Mar 31

    How can a 17p pack of paracetamol cure anything? No... no I must have the £7.99 one with the shiny red hologram of a headache on the box

    31 retweets 85 likes
  8. Mar 31

    Use "who" when the next word begins with a consonant, and use "whom" when it's a vowel. eg. "Who took my hat?" and "Whom ate my cheese?"

    13 retweets 38 likes
  9. Mar 30

    In iPhone press shots there's always one facing the opposite way, like it died in the 80s and was secretly replaced.

    11:46 AM - 30 Mar 2016 · Details
    9 retweets 23 likes
  10. Mar 30

    One time I was in a pub with a friend who is a woman and so many weird men stared at her for so long that she just burst into flames.

    5 retweets 17 likes
  11. Mar 30

    I wonder if internet men who get angry about arse-censorship have ever tried going to a bar with the female friend they clearly don't have.

    3 retweets 19 likes
  12. Mar 30

    Found this marijuana leaf or "spliff" on the ground outside my office. No doubt dropped by a city boy banker.

    10:39 AM - 30 Mar 2016 · Details
    4 retweets 48 likes
  13. Mar 30

    Female privilege is not having to go up an escalator to buy clothes in a clothes shop. Excuse me but how is that equality. excuse me

    36 retweets 74 likes
  14. Mar 30

    "Hi, what's your returns policy on seventeen crates of panic bought poppers"

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  15. Mar 30

    I heard that if you eat an amuse bouche and don't say "my bouche is amused!!", the amuse bouche immediately flies back out of your mouth.

    10 retweets 34 likes
  16. Mar 30

    Shaved my beard off and now I look like a Jeffrey Tambor baby.

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  17. Mar 26

    Disgusted to learn that Cadburys has replaced the word "Easter" on their eggs with a picture of a Muslim kicking Jesus's face off

    68 retweets 139 likes
  18. Mar 24

    But that show paved the brain-way for the likes of Muppets Tonight, which is where I got all of my jokes.

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  19. Mar 24

    As an idiot childperson I didn't fully understand the format of The Larry Sanders Show. Didn't find it funny either.

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  20. Mar 24

    Garry Shandling was the guy who when he came on telly meant my parents were coming back from the pub any minute now:

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  21. Mar 24

    British drivers swearing.

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