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@mistakewizard

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Menyertai Januari 2017
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    23 Apr

    me personally, i'm a sucker for etiquette. if they push in their stool, i'll let them push in mine (if you catch my meaning)

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    All I want for my birthday attention

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    jacob wohl: i have an idea jack burkman: shoot jacob wohl: u know that thing we tried to do to mueller and got caught? jack burkman: yeah jacob wohl: lets do that exact idea to pete jack burkman: u are a prodigy and have surpassed mozart

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    hey what up it’s your pal stinky jones and that’s right i’m your step-dad now you better believe your mom or your dad or whatever is definitely in love with me

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    29 Apr

    Arya Stark

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    6 jam lalu

    I'm not mad I am disappointed

    Rumor: First look at Robotnik in the , trailer releases tomorrow
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    you’re SAYING that my PERSONAL MASSAGER the one i use for my MEGA-KNOTS can be used for W H A T ???

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    4 jam lalu

    . & a.k.a. 'THE BOYS' of Hollywood Handbook have SO very much to say to about

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    9 jam lalu

    Penciling in the eyebrows a tad thicker today in honor of Arya Stark

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  10. 10 jam lalu

    as we all know, 9 is less than half of 13, and 13 is MORE than half of 54. it's simple math really

    Hey this is not how bar graphs work
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    10 jam lalu

    My thing would probably be talking about how The Iron Throne looks super uncomfortable, so I wouldn’t really wanna sit there anyway

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    23 jam lalu

    Love how Twitter has decided that Arya is a staff writer at The New Yorker

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    12 jam lalu

    Guy who thinks “High Maintenance” is called, “Man in the High Castle.”

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  14. 14 jam lalu

    “you didn’t get your cranny?” she screamed. my father looked over his newspaper at me, standing ass-naked on the cold black stones of the foyer. the smell from my cranny wafted into my nostrils. i had missed it.

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  15. 14 jam lalu

    a bad childhood memory for me is when i had to regretfully admit to my mother that i had, in fact, missed a cranny and two nooks while bathing independently

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  16. 14 jam lalu

    rad dudes sleep nude {body is full of green salsa} DON’T reheat BREAD

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    20 jam lalu

    Y’all posting pics of this night king but gotta pay respect to the original

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    21 jam lalu

    Treating myself to a bath because I deserve it! I deserve to soak in my own filth!!!!!

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  19. 15 jam lalu

    celebrity, sitting atop an ever-growing pile of money as the waters rise: this is so sad peasants, drowning in a sea of trash, choking on dead fish: wow bae

    This is so sad
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    25 Apr

    There He Is

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  21. 22 jam lalu

    LMS if you want me to reply to one of your tweets with the word “clam”

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