I’m dying 
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Is someone asking you to?
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Maam, I doubt your arms are long enough.
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“It would involve an untested surgical procedure and doesn’t seem worth it since they aren’t breathing yet anyways”
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Wtf does this even mean?

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I dunno. I just found it on Facebook on my fake account in an anti-vaxx group. Everyone in the group thought it to be copelling and profound it seems.
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No underwear then?
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