Maurissa

@MissMauriss

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

San Francisco
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Joined November 2010
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  1. Mar 31

    I'm at Takadaya

  2. Mar 31

    I'm at Rock Bar Mother in 新宿区, 東京都

  3. Mar 31

    I'm at Highbury -The Home of Beer- in Shinjuku, Tōkyō

  4. Mar 30

    I'm at Mori Art Museum in 港区, 東京都

  5. Mar 30

    I'm at APA Hotel Shinjuku-Kabukicho Tower in Shinjuku, Tōkyō

  6. 5 Mar 2016

    Uber Pool success = Lady strangers singing Boyz II Men out loud together.

    1 reply 15 likes
  7. 17 Dec 2015

    In line at Trader Joe's... Guy in front of me: 2 bananas & green juice Me: red wine, a log of honey goat crack cheese & crackers

  8. 10 Dec 2015

    Good god, is amazing. This TV movie sucked me right in.

  9. 9 Dec 2015

    Just tripped on the escalator at Bank of America. I can never show my face there again 😳

  10. 4 Dec 2015

    Dear God, please don't let me get drunk and try to give a speech at the holiday party again this year.

    2 likes
  11. 3 Dec 2015

    The most important subject line of all time.

  12. 1 Dec 2015

    Just scrolled through every emoji 17 times to find you, 🎅🏼. So here 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼. Underneath 🕵, sandwiched between 👳🏼 & 🏃🏿.

    1 like
  13. 30 Nov 2015

    Ending Cyber Weekend madness in a time warp with my favorite sleuth, Jessica Fletcher.

  14. 30 Nov 2015

    Standing in line at compelling me to tweet for the 1st time in months. Fantastic exercise in testing ones patience.

    1 reply
  15. 9 Oct 2015

    GOOGLE DRIVE, YOU ARE GIVING ME A HEART ATTACK.

    1 like
  16. 5 Oct 2015

    Curses on the day I added a down comforter to my living room arsenal. Eight hours and counting on the train.

  17. 2 Oct 2015

    There is a dark, ominous cloud over my fantasy team this week. This isn't fun anymore.

  18. 2 Oct 2015

    Happy 29th to this stud! Welcome to you babes!!

    1 like
  19. Retweeted
    15 Sep 2015

    How to Dial Up Your Fall Look Until It Seriously Fucking Explodes:

    7 retweets 21 likes
  20. 23 Aug 2015

    The hostess at brunch spots has the most power in SF on weekends.

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