Alyssa Meyer’s Tweets
I am convinced that baby showers are just the sweetest kinds of parties. Thankful to hornjam , my… instagram.com/p/r-HYWZgTH7/
Remi's first time on a bus...shuttling back from the #gamefair #gsp #birddog instagram.com/p/rfppmGATNZ/
I have the best men in my life! Dad and husband are conquering the nursery! Color: Gentle Rain… instagram.com/p/q7hN-OATBQ/
One of my favorite pics from last night...a sunset cruise, fishing, and fireworks instagram.com/p/qIfycuATL9/
So excited right now...I'm super late to jump on the Norwex bandwagon & am wondering where it has been… instagram.com/p/p-Iv5QgTHL/
We don't believe in paying for firewood, though I'm sure at some level this is very illegal… instagram.com/p/pNNwmGATNn/
Loving this day off by the pool!! Summer can stick around for a while, I won't mind. instagram.com/p/pMg6LLgTAt/
Visiting this beauty and moving her into her new apartment this weekend!! And by moving her in I mean… instagram.com/p/opNdU6gTLk/
Here's the after pic- $5 and 10 total hours later we have a changing table/dresser! I love Annie… instagram.com/p/ohiM_4ATEc/
Well the belly button and tan lines are here to stay #summertime #sixmonthspregnant instagram.com/p/odupNdATCS/
Cal & Uncle Josh rockin' the blaze orange. hornjam your child is adorable. instagram.com/p/n38TjTgTDv/
A delicious lunch shared with this guy in an impossibly adorable restaurant. Also made a beautiful… instagram.com/p/nvvdtcATP3/
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“: Gonna be a late one tonight. Go Wild! Game 7 victory!” It's how we roll. Overtime baby!
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Is it the thin air? Or is it pre game brownies in Colorado? That might be a worse call than the Coyle no hold. #mnwild
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When you are on a conference call & you don't know if the neutral-voice "Robin" is a man or woman so you casually refer to them as "they"
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"Tom put all of my records into this rectangle!" -Ron Swanson holding an iPod #ParksandRec #RonSwanson
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Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy... All day.
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I wonder if she'll notice that I'm now breathing through a rag dipped in pure chloroform
Client just walked into the office, shook my hand & said, "I hope I'm not giving you germs, I'm just getting over the flu." #getout
Self service car washes in the winter are THE WORST and my husband is a cheapo.
You know you live in Minnesota when you realize that you have three & a half pairs of mittens in your purse #whereismyeighthmitten
Started a fire in my microwave today. What? I thought rules about tin foil and microwaves didn't apply to me. #girlprobs #blondemoment
"Your grief is your love turned inside-out. That is why it is so deep. That is why it is so consuming. When your sadness seems bottomless...
"The desire for 'more' is not inherently bad, but is often misdirected. What we need is a relentless appetite for the divine...
Client just hissed at the Keurig machine, laughed and repeated quietly to herself "act like a grown up...act like a grown up..."
Merry Christmas. This year I got you a gift bag full of dry pine needles. #christmastreeprobs
God loves us not because we're lovable, because He is love. Not because He needs to receive, because He delights to give. #CSLewis
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A five year old friend just told me he is "a sthuper hero named Pinterestht" #bigdreams