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unstable genius. Tweets audodelete after two weeks. All pronouns accepted, as are free avocados.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: kolovoz 2009.

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  1. I will be happy when Iowa isn't the fucking first state

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    Seriously, this is the best possible outcome, people: - Paper backups mean we'll get a proper count eventually - Outsized impact of Iowa reduced by delayed reporting - Coalition for killing this stupid first in nation caucus once and for all grows stronger

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  3. Here's a question: is it A Reasonable Claim that someone who is on lithium for a diagnosis of bipolar disorder has a TSH test? And since the last one was screwy, maybe two in a year is reasonable?

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  4. I am perfectly okay with paying some people to do jack shit because we're currently paying a bunch of people to do negative work.

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  5. I am 100% fed up with everything and everyone. Today is the best argument against jobs for everyone. Some people should just be sitting on their sofa eating popcorn all day and not dealing with my health insurance claims.

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    Coronavirus: Chinese stocks plunge as markets reopen

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  7. Anyways. Installing and uninstalling Google Play Services fixed things. I think. Please someone not Apple or Google make a phone OS and make it techie friendly please.

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  8. Looks terrible, tastes amazing.

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  9. (This week's dinner: Garlic jalopeno olive salmon with chili and rice)

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  10. Definitely a "my dinner option this week contains an entire head of roast garlic" week. Also, if you ever decide to add peppercorns to a blender hoping for crushed peppercorns, let it be known: no, you just get a bunch of whole ones floating around.

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  11. There's little in life that pisses me off more than error messages for Android. I'm willing to debug shit if you give me a little to work with.

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  12. Meanwhile Google is making software that automatically prints out photos and sends then to you. Uh, Google, I don't know if you realize this, but 90% of my photos are of posters for talks I might want to go to.

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  13. Sometime when I wasn't paying attention my phone decided to break just about everything. I (a) cannot move photos off my phone in any way other than pulling the SD card out and (b) can't send emails from my phone anymore.

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  14. I think Warren's number is perfectly reasonable, honestly

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    This is an excellent example of finding what is being measured and figuring out how to impact those variables to produce a desired outcome. Hacking 101

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  16. A fool and their money are easily seperated.

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    Happy palindrome day, whether you write the date DD/MM/YYYY or MM/DD/YYYY or even if you put the year first for some weird reason. 02/02/2020 is the only such date this century. The last one was over 900 years ago, on 11/11/1111. SO DON’T WASTE IT.

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  19. You think I'm kidding. I'm not kidding.

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  20. Repeat after me: My computer is fast enough. My cellphone is fast enough. My wifi is fast enough. I do not need Intel to murder the planet trying to produce transistors with two silicon atoms in it to make me happy.

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