Sometimes two people are just too dissonant a pair to ever have a fruitful connection. Tweak a variable here and there and that fucking dweeb could have saved your life.....but he didn’t, and you’re clearly both too much of a clash. So be it 
PS: Did make me chuckle.
Yes. And besides, it’s only when one loses their sense of humour that constructive criticism ceases to be seen as constructive....which is constructive in and of itself.