Me and my little nephew put up a Christmas tree today - holy shit does that kid love tinsel. Strutting around with a silver boa, like a festive Liberace in dungarees. Amazing sass!



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Replying to @misen__
Did you inform him of the need to put up a hard border between NI and the Republic of Ireland as per WTO rules?
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Replying to @chagmed
Nope we just made pizza together, and then he sat with a glass of milk whilst I built a fire. He’s about two decades too young for WTO rules heh.
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Replying to @misen__
Which toppings on the pizza? Is he lactose-tolerant? Is he Tory or Labour?
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Replying to @chagmed
He chose green olives, I had a tremendous fennel salami. He is not lactose intolerant. He prefers Peppa Pig to British politics.
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Replying to @misen__
Which of the Miliband brothers does he prefer? I prefer David. Ed is a walking hemorrhoid.
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Replying to @chagmed
He chooses not to comment at this time, but insists that the better brother will rise back up and attain his birthright.
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He communicated this to me in makaton.
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