Me and my little nephew put up a Christmas tree today - holy shit does that kid love tinsel. Strutting around with a silver boa, like a festive Liberace in dungarees. Amazing sass!
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Which toppings on the pizza? Is he lactose-tolerant? Is he Tory or Labour?
He chose green olives, I had a tremendous fennel salami. He is not lactose intolerant. He prefers Peppa Pig to British politics.
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Which of the Miliband brothers does he prefer? I prefer David. Ed is a walking hemorrhoid.
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He chooses not to comment at this time, but insists that the better brother will rise back up and attain his birthright.
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