Me and my little nephew put up a Christmas tree today - holy shit does that kid love tinsel. Strutting around with a silver boa, like a festive Liberace in dungarees. Amazing sass!
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Did you inform him of the need to put up a hard border between NI and the Republic of Ireland as per WTO rules?
Nope we just made pizza together, and then he sat with a glass of milk whilst I built a fire. He’s about two decades too young for WTO rules heh.
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Which toppings on the pizza? Is he lactose-tolerant? Is he Tory or Labour?
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He chose green olives, I had a tremendous fennel salami. He is not lactose intolerant. He prefers Peppa Pig to British politics.
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