when I lived w @liminal_warmth the girl across the hall was trying to sleep with everyone in our circle
she invited me over while she was getting ready for something and sat on the couch next to me and showed me a book about Brett Favre and I had no idea why she thought I cared https://twitter.com/gaitanalyst/status/1224855545510858752 …
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lmao girls really need to get better at flirting
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(the technique used to generate this tweet is a technique i perfected when i realized that when someone explained some math to me and i didn't get it, instead of thinking "wow i'm so dumb" i could instead think "wow you're so bad at explaining things")
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"For *literally* fucksake..." FIFY
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