confronted with my own moral failings as a deity today
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beetle stuck in a web on a balcony contemplated the absurdity of not helping it because there are rules about not being nude in public
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threw on a robe was too high to figure out if it was a beetle or a spider plus I was afraid it would bite me so I started crying and came inside having lost the courage of my own convictions
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threw off the robe looked at the floor a beetle had climbed onto my robe and hitched a ride indoors I made
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Replying to @selentelechia @eigenrobot
This story is so wholesome that you have accidentally brokered peace between me and the local river deity who killed my dog. Maybe the river deity is good after all and was just scared of being bitten. (Pantheism must be tiresome)
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My drunk brain meant polytheism, derp.
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