If you say 'barley risotto' three times, I appear out of nowhere and club you over the head with a bag of rice.
Replying to @cognazor
You're the second person today. The first was a waiter in Manchester, reading the specials off to customers at lunch. Little did he know....
5:46 AM - 24 Sep 2019
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