With the back of (presumably) a woman in the foreground
"Daayyuum"
or
"well HELLO THERE! *wink,wink*" would have also been legit 
Or even more raunchier, insert: >some inappropriate phrase involving poke-feature<
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on s'en crisser vous need to know our likes and interests tabarnak le zuckerberg seems like une touts-gross practical joke on human society doncha think
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Postman Pat has clearly seen better days.
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How silly human. My human head does not resemble the
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Literally just needs big lobes and he's a Ferengi.
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He looks like a pencil
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IT IS I, ZUCKERBERG THE OMNISCIENT
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