Me in my 20s: 'Just ate 2 Big Mac meals LOL my metabolism is invincible.' Me in my 30s: 'Siri, how many calories are in a carrot?'
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Replying to @miracleofsound
Me in my 20s: slamming around a mosh pit headbanging like Phil Anselmo. Me in my 30s: standing at the back cradling a solitary beer nodding my head to the music.
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Replying to @GarethAJackson
Haha this is too real
5:39 AM - 19 Feb 2018
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