Me in my 20s: 'Just ate 2 Big Mac meals LOL my metabolism is invincible.' Me in my 30s: 'Siri, how many calories are in a carrot?'
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that wears of faster than you can look should you ever have kids. having your offspring puking over your clothes in public doesn't leave much room ;)
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Yeah. Music is my kids, for now at least :D (As far as I know a song can't barf on your shirt)
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